Homemade Pretzels
Finally, things have calmed down around here (aka holiday shopping 90% done) and I had some time to myself while Lillian napped today. I've been wanting to try out this recipe for a while now and I have to say these are the BEST thing that has come out of my kitchen in months. They are already almost gone and I can't wait to make them again.
Here's what you're going to need. This actually calls for 2/3 CUP of baking soda, so make sure you have enough on hand before you start.
Chef's Note: Take your water's temperature. It has to be warm enough to activate the yeast. (between 105 and 115)
Then sprinkle the yeast on top and let it sit for 5 minutes.
The mixture will begin to foam. Apologies for terrible light in my kitchen
Add 2T melted butter and 4.5 cups flour to the bowl. Mix on low until combined.
- Chef's Note: Fluff your flour before you measure it. Never pack flour into a measuring cup or you'll have the incorrect amount. Fluff the flour, then spoon it into the cup and level with a knife
At this point you can go ahead and thank your lucky stars for the invention of an electric mixer. Set to mixer on medium speed to knead the dough for 5 minutes.
Chef's Note: Do NOT leave your electric stand mixer unattended while it kneads the dough. Mine literally almost jumped itself right off the counter. That would not have been good for the kitchen floor. Or the mixer.
Go ahead, have some ice cream while you wait. I did.
Once the dough is smooth, take it out the bowl. Clean the bowl and oil it. I got right in there with my hand to make sure there was oil everywhere.
Cover with saran wrap and leave somewhere warm for the next 50 minutes.
Now run (RUN!) to the couch and watch something trashy while the dough rises and your kid(s) are still sleeping.
Once the dough is finished rising, dump it out onto a lightly oiled surface and cut into smaller pieces. The recipe suggests only 8, but that would make for some huge pretzels. I ended up with about 20 pieces. Preheat oven. Also, start boiling 10 cups of water with 2/3 cup of baking soda. Also, make your egg wash. (One egg yolk mixed with a little water). Also, get your salt ready ( use the big and crunchy kind ). Also, roll up your sleeves. The next 15 minutes are going to be intense.
Make your pretzels:
Drop pretzels, one at a time, into boiling water for 30 seconds. This is a bet of a frenzied assembly line. Once I got into a rhythm, it was OK, but it might have been nice to have help at this point.
Brush egg wash on pretzels and sprinkle with salt.
We like a lot of salt around here:
Place in oven for 12-14 minutes until golden brown.
If at all possible, have everyone gather 'round to eat these as soon as they come out the oven. Ten times better than when they are cold.
Buy some fancy mustard to serve on the side. SO GOOD.
hmm is this considered serving alcohol to a minor?






































